Bush, you've been drinking again, haven't you?
Did anyone see the video yesterday of Dubya's stumping for JEFF Lamberti in Des Moines, for the Iowa seat?
Oh, we wanted to emphasize "JEFF" because JEFF Lamberti is his real name. It is NOT Dave.
Yes, throughout his whooooole speech, Bush was delighted to say great things about Dave Lamberti.
"Dave and I share the same values." "Dave is looking out for America." Dave this, Dave that.
No one bothered to correct him, which shows just how scared these sheep are of their raving lunatic shepherd. When the speech was painfully over, we noticed two very disturbing things. First, the applause was light-hearted, almost a smattering. You could tell right away, not everyone clapped. Secondly, who can forget the stunned expression on JEFF's face?
Bush heads off soon to campaign now for Senator Tim DeWine, Senator Pat Allen, and Representative Ima Twitchin.
Yes, we made that last one up, but just to hear Bush say "Ima Twitchin and I share the same values." would just be a class-A riot.
...TheScribes...
Oh, we wanted to emphasize "JEFF" because JEFF Lamberti is his real name. It is NOT Dave.
Yes, throughout his whooooole speech, Bush was delighted to say great things about Dave Lamberti.
"Dave and I share the same values." "Dave is looking out for America." Dave this, Dave that.
No one bothered to correct him, which shows just how scared these sheep are of their raving lunatic shepherd. When the speech was painfully over, we noticed two very disturbing things. First, the applause was light-hearted, almost a smattering. You could tell right away, not everyone clapped. Secondly, who can forget the stunned expression on JEFF's face?
Bush heads off soon to campaign now for Senator Tim DeWine, Senator Pat Allen, and Representative Ima Twitchin.
Yes, we made that last one up, but just to hear Bush say "Ima Twitchin and I share the same values." would just be a class-A riot.
...TheScribes...
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